More Drama Than Your Ex. But Way Softer.

Meet the shirt that moonlights as a personality test. With polka-dot chaos, clashing prints, and loud pop patches (hello red, teal, yellow!), this retro print unisex shirt is one part art, one part attitude, and all parts attention.

• Oversized cut with drop shoulders – float, don’t fit
• Colour-blocked patches – for your loud inner child
• Quirky vintage-inspired print – if Dali designed shirts
• Soft, airy fabric – chaos outside, comfort inside

Throw it over jeans, boots, or wild ambitions. It’s more than a bold printed shirt—it’s a wearable plot twist.